[SCENE: me chasing my kid through a giant indoor playground structure]
Random Boy: Why are you carrying a sippy cup?
Me: [indicating my kid a few meters away] So my kid has something to drink.
Random Boy: [eyes glinting]...I can hunt your kid for you.
Friends, I think I just met a kid assassin.
@Modern_Industrial The Internet needs to know the thrilling conclusion to this tale! Did you hire the kid, on the condition that he only maim your kid, just a little, so you could catch them?
@ink_slinger It's a bit anticlimactic TBH, he ended up 'hunting' my kid anyway - they played together for a while and had a lot of fun. no maiming to my knowledge.