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- I want 2FA
- I want good CPUs (at least as an option)
- I want real IPv6 support, not some improvised thing hacked into custom routers
- I want SSD *and* cheap slow disk storage available
- I want an isolated internal network available only to groups or my VMs
- I want the cheapest thing possible to be an IPv6-only 10€/year VM that can run weechat and nginx (and not as a marketing event, as a real sustainable product)

and IPv4 NAT *included* on IPv6-only VMs, Scaleway wtf are you thinking?

@CobaltVelvet I would like 100 million dollars and a supermodel wife, please.

@cc wow are you a banker and a genetic engineer? that's pretty cool

hey now I've always wanted to be a natural redhead, could you maybe hack me a virus during the week-end please?

cc @cc

@CobaltVelvet I thought we were just playing an unreasonable request game.

@cc @CobaltVelvet but... most of the original asks aren't unreasonable

@cc they look pretty reasonable to me, which one isn't reasonable? And from the context I wasn't requesting, but planning to work on them. Cause you know they exist somewhere and they are each doable and economically good, so...

Now I could have just assumed you were an idiot but I continued with a joke, you should take that opportunity.

@CobaltVelvet To be honest, I don't really know if it's reasonable or not, I just thought it sounded kind of funny to list a whole bunch of requirements and then say, oh and I want it as cheap as possible.