Already have 7 followers and I'm like:
@oldhat #MastodonFeastOfFlesh
@oldhat Make that 8. o/
@oldhat you got to snatch people up on their hello world messages 😂
@oldhat BITCH GET ON MY LEVEL IM TOOT FAMOUS 😎😎😎
@oldhat but you got 0 followers
@oldhat #MastodonFeastOfFlesh