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@JordiGH funny enough, traditionally Italians consider children to be 1 at birth... as in “the child is on its first year”; or at least that’s what Ive been told

@JordiGH clearly the people responsible are MatLab people...

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This is one of the best posed pictures of a watch I've ever seen

Casio F91-W on a black NATO, believe the image is from someone on uhrforum.de

@matt to be fair, nothing suspicious or particularly artificial in the aside from the colouring (which also is derived naturally by law)

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PHP is a lot like Windows in that its history of severe vulnerabilities has resulted in modern iterations being very secure while similar players in the space have stagnated.

PHP 7 ships with libsodium, has built-in password derivation support backed by argon2i or bcrypt, and a bunch of other goodies that Python for example doesn’t.

Theo de Radt seems to think Windows now does security and patching better than Linux or FreeBSD (but of course not OpenBSD 😉)

@JordiGH unfortunately doing so involves another twenty pylons

A Sunday walk up mont royal rewarded me with this amazing view of this bright-feathered species unique to Montreal.

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If you thought "the cloud" was a dumb choice of terminology, wait until you walk into a BestBuy in Quebec and they start talking about "stockage infonuagique"

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~ Fun fact ~

There's a contest for all five of the Eurosenses!

* Eurovision is for original songs, of course
* Eurolfactory is for industrial design history trivia
* Europroprioception is for gymnastics
* Europrecognition is NOT OPEN TO THE PUBLIC WHO TOLD YOU WE EXIST, and
* Euroecholocation is for masked crime-fighting

@ink_slinger @xvu was just thinking of ActivityPub for blogging today... RSS + discovery might suffice tho

@JordiGH haha no, just happen to be in Vancouver atm :P

Either I’m having a medical crisis or Vancouver smells like apples

“Can you stop tweeting everything I say? And I know you’re gonna tweet this too so I don’t know why I say anything anymore” ~ Also My Brother

“I just had 5 Vancouver local beers and I’m ecstatic” ~ My Brother