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Fairy-tale Fan theory:

The Woodsman is actually the same character in every story in which he appears. Even worse, he's a serial-killer.

Do you honestly think he heard the cries for help from Hansel and Gretel through gingerbread and cast iron? No. He was going to kill what he thought was a helpless elderly woman. Just like Little Red rRding Hood's grandmother.

When the fables conclude with "And they lived happily ever after", it's really talking about the Woodsman.

They never caught him.

jszym @jszym

@games my English prof said that little red’s basket of cookies were her ovaries, the forest of trees actually a forest of penises, and the wolf the patriarchy.

Im trying to think who the woodsman is in that interpretation, other than the chopper of dicks.