The the heck does no-name sparkling water need to be imported from fuckin' italy.
just turn on the tap, insert some CO2, salt & rocks, bottle it up and sell it for 1/2 the price.
@thurloat bUt ThE MiNeRaLs FrOm ThE nAtUrAl MoUnTaIn RaNgEs
@jszym "oh yumm, are these rocks from italy?"
*crunch crunch crunch*