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The the heck does no-name sparkling water need to be imported from fuckin' italy.

just turn on the tap, insert some CO2, salt & rocks, bottle it up and sell it for 1/2 the price.

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@jszym "oh yumm, are these rocks from italy?"

*crunch crunch crunch*