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@webinista i’m a big fan of dbeaver, works w/ a number of DBs dbeaver.io/

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“This is totally Earth Tea. In no way is this Alien Space Tea, this is 100% made-on Earth Tea.

@commie Joplin is a great app that can use owncloud as the sync server. You can also use Dropbox/OneDrive with E2EE

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"When you don't create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than your ability. Your tastes only narrow & exclude people. So create."

- Why The Lucky Stiff

Caja/Nautilus has never given me half as much trouble as Windows Explorer, and is a tangible way Debian w/ MATE makes me so happy. That is all.

for Masto: When you hail a taxi who is driving a sedan, and you are the sole fare, do you hop in the front passenger seat, or in one if the back seats?

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At the beginning of the 17th century, a book of black magic was published, attributed to the mythical Faust and known by the title Höllenzwang. The library in Weimar owned a manuscript of this text, which Goethe was aware of. This document, which is difficult to date, is written in cabalistic signs and, according to a German gloss, contains a series of magic spells for exorcists, which can be used in particular to call up the seven evil spirits.


Dad: “Honey, let’s call him Eric”
Parents, in unison: “but spell it like Erick in Ericksson. Omg, jinx, you owe me a coke. UGHF! NO, YOU! Stop. This isn’t funny.”

[30 years later, therapists office]
Therapist: Who hurt you?
Erick: My parents.

@Moot is that a stroopwaffle?? :0

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'I am not the Dread Cryptographer Zimmerman', he said. 'My name is Ryan; I inherited the pad from the previous Dread Cryptographer Zimmerman, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Cryptographer Zimmerman either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Zimmerman has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Patagonia.'

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I meant think about it.

Cats lay on piles of laundry because they smell like you, their precious human.

Dragons lay on piles of shiny things because they're precious.

Cats are a distant evolutionary cousin to dragons, thanks for coming to my ted talk.

People's Party? Really, Bernier?... are you trying to trick NDP voters that you're running a socialist party?

@er1n “is that a nested for loop? Yah, im going to need all the RAM for the next minute”

It’s too early for April Fools, no?

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Sokobond is 5 years old today! sokobond.com/
It's an elegantly designed puzzle game about chemistry - if you've not tried it, now is as good a time as any!

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Literally, every news org:
“Allen Weisselberg, Trump Organization CFO, granted immunity in Cohen case”

Meanwhile, on Fox: