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@webinista i’m a big fan of dbeaver, works w/ a number of DBs https://dbeaver.io/
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“This is totally Earth Tea. In no way is this Alien Space Tea, this is 100% made-on Earth Tea.
@commie Joplin is a great app that can use owncloud as the sync server. You can also use Dropbox/OneDrive with E2EE
"When you don't create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than your ability. Your tastes only narrow & exclude people. So create."
- Why The Lucky Stiff
Caja/Nautilus has never given me half as much trouble as Windows Explorer, and is a tangible way Debian w/ MATE makes me so happy. That is all.
#ImportantQuestion for Masto: When you hail a taxi who is driving a sedan, and you are the sole fare, do you hop in the front passenger seat, or in one if the back seats?
At the beginning of the 17th century, a book of black magic was published, attributed to the mythical Faust and known by the title Höllenzwang. The library in Weimar owned a manuscript of this text, which Goethe was aware of. This document, which is difficult to date, is written in cabalistic signs and, according to a German gloss, contains a series of magic spells for exorcists, which can be used in particular to call up the seven evil spirits.
[INT., COUPLE IN HOSPITAL]
Dad: “Honey, let’s call him Eric”
Parents, in unison: “but spell it like Erick in Ericksson. Omg, jinx, you owe me a coke. UGHF! NO, YOU! Stop. This isn’t funny.”
[30 years later, therapists office]
Therapist: Who hurt you?
Erick: My parents.
@Moot is that a stroopwaffle?? :0
'I am not the Dread Cryptographer Zimmerman', he said. 'My name is Ryan; I inherited the pad from the previous Dread Cryptographer Zimmerman, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Cryptographer Zimmerman either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Zimmerman has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Patagonia.'
I meant think about it.
Cats lay on piles of laundry because they smell like you, their precious human.
Dragons lay on piles of shiny things because they're precious.
Cats are a distant evolutionary cousin to dragons, thanks for coming to my ted talk.
People's Party? Really, Bernier?... are you trying to trick NDP voters that you're running a socialist party?
Great doc about inequality in science in Canada
https://watch.cbc.ca/media/media/absolutely-canadian/episode-21/38e815a-00f06d48567
@er1n “is that a nested for loop? Yah, im going to need all the RAM for the next minute”
It’s too early for April Fools, no?
Sokobond is 5 years old today! http://www.sokobond.com/
It's an elegantly designed puzzle game about chemistry - if you've not tried it, now is as good a time as any!
Adventure bananas! 🤔
Literally, every news org:
“Allen Weisselberg, Trump Organization CFO, granted immunity in Cohen case”
Meanwhile, on Fox: