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🖥️ 🐍 :yikes:

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mastodon is the kind of place where if you were publicly humiliated for spilling baked beans on yourself at a cartoon movie people would console you and lift your broken spirits

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prob a cold take but: i think few things contributed as much to the rise of the alt-right as south park, and they seem to almost never face any heat for it, at least in the mainstream. piss on south park

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If cats are popular on mastodon then look at this horseshitery. This is my life.

“To help some of the newcomers make connections: name 5-8 things that interest you but aren't in your profile, as tags so they are searchable. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions so others know to do the same."

@gamehawk The fact that Fox doesn't even report on that stuff is pretty worrying, given the bubble. Blech. Sorry Karen!

@gamehawk you don't worry about the people who vote for your side I guess.

@paulmgardner Yes. But I implied last night on birdsite that it would be moral to burn down any given Catholic church in PA, so... not that bad, all things considered.

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replace all instances of the word 'post' in your life with 'toot'. for example. tootpunk. tootmodern. lamptoot. washington toot. first past the toot. la toote. deutsche toot. united states tootal service.

As close as I’ll probably ever get.

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@gamehawk well, if you can sew a Ferrari, we’re in business!

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@BeauInMaryland let me show you a pic I took the day we got Margot.

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Just got done seeing Sorry to Bother You and I may not be smart enough to have any thoughts about that movie. You should see it.