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[SCENE: me chasing my kid through a giant indoor playground structure]

Random Boy: Why are you carrying a sippy cup?

Me: [indicating my kid a few meters away] So my kid has something to drink.

Random Boy: [eyes glinting]...I can hunt your kid for you.

Friends, I think I just met a kid assassin.

Adam @ink_slinger

@Modern_Industrial The Internet needs to know the thrilling conclusion to this tale! Did you hire the kid, on the condition that he only maim your kid, just a little, so you could catch them?

@ink_slinger It's a bit anticlimactic TBH, he ended up 'hunting' my kid anyway - they played together for a while and had a lot of fun. no maiming to my knowledge.