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@RealityTC Je suis un petit grenouille vert.
One day, a child will be born whose first words will be the lyrics to Skee Lo's "I Wish".
He will recite the lyrics with perfect cadence, although he is white and naked.
I will be that child.
@edd why do you test me so?
@edd you are -- at worst -- the Harry Connick Jr. of this metaphor. I want you to know that.
@edd there comes a time in every man's life when he has to make the hard decisions. This is your Independence Day sort of thing but with TV shows.
@acw the nerve.
@edd you are all that is wrong with the world. Watch "Spaced" this very instant.
@leo the night is young.
@sarahjeong Is the Hague furry because of the shedding mastodons or is it a conclave of furries within the Hague? Respond ASAP.