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American Bacon 🆒🆒🆒 @cbacon

ARE YOJ KIDDING ME NOT NANAKO OML DHW8QKWXXUSHEHDJR

This is kinda gross btw Show more

Why is it that after 10 tries I bet the Persuer in like 30 seconds after parrying him and managing to get him with a ballista twice???? I was so prepared, had so much stuff stocked and was mentally ready and it was ezpz

In Mariokart, Link's legs are too long to fit in his kart and I sympathize. At 6'2", you better believe I fucken sympathize.

Someone send tips on how to beat the Persuer in DS2

I don't like kids but I love Nanako she so cute and sad

Things that hurt post treadmill fall: my calf, my knee, my lower back (I have like no core strength???), My heart, my dignity, my confidence, etc.

I fell off the treadmill today because I didn't see how fast it was going

Someone please hold me, I'm emotionally hurt and physically destroyed

yes spanish speaking people keep posting so i can work on my reading comprehension

If I had a million dollars Show more

If I had a million dollars Show more

RJEIFUVIBDCDXHILO ALL OF LEGEND OF KORRA FOR 30$ WHAT THE HELL AMAZON

@chris my screen name is usually 'Canadian Bacon' but i didn't want to confuse anyone on a mostly canadian instance