poor: I hid money in a piggy bank instead of declaring it as income
gov: that's tax evasion, you're going to jail
rich: I hid money in a bank across the ocean instead of declaring it as income
gov: you're a benefit to society, would you like a business subsidy?
it's that time of month where I empty my bank accounts to give it all to some company which probably is laundering international money and spend the next thirty days worrying about my future